She stole his heart on the Valentine’s Day,
She was just a day old
On St. Patrick’s day she took off,
Leaving him in dismay
Said she had a green leaf on her green hat,
Wore a green coat
Bald as an eagle
He went Red, Green and Gold
Reminiscent of the wretched land,
Dreamt he merry and gay
Her glare with flair – cascading hair,
Winegums and Cherryade